

Made to be scrolled past. Painted to be lived with.
I find them online and scroll on. Once in a while one stops me, and I save it without knowing why. Months later it is still there, and the only way to answer is to paint it.
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Still looking for a wall
What is behind this
350+
signed prints sold
2022
Kunstgids — Art Guide Netherlands
2023
Art Eindhoven
2024–25
Kamasutrabeurs, Netherlands
Your own wall
I cannot help you with the wall
It needs a wall people walk towards, not one they walk past. Everyone who comes in will have made up their mind about you within four seconds of seeing it.
That is the part I cannot do for you, and the part nobody warns you about.
After you order
Paying takes a minute. Hanging it is the decision
It ships insured from the Netherlands in an unmarked box, with a certificate of authenticity in my own name. Nothing on the outside says what is inside.
What is holding you up?
The questions people actually ask before they buy, each one answered in full.
- I can't tell whether this is art or pornography.
- I want to buy one, but everything I find online looks mass-produced.
- I'm not sure I'm the kind of person who buys something like this.
- I don't dare hang it where visitors can see it.
- I don't know how high to hang it, or what belongs next to it.
- I don't know whether it will fit above the bed.
- I don't want the delivery driver to see what I bought.
- I recognise the woman in the painting and want to know how she ended up on a canvas.
- I don't know what I actually get for 35 euro.
- I want to know whether one person really paints all of these by hand.


